Abdohoo

I just became one with my browser software.

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.

I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager.

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually ‘Nothing; you’re screwed’.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!

Every piece of software written today is likely going to infringe on someone else’s patent.

Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand.

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

Computers have virtually replaced tape recorders.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs.