Abdohoo

what is the extreme limit of stupidity?

Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

Ek Cycle wale ne kisi ko cycle mardi to Zakhmi aadmi bola
Andhe cycle kyun marte ho bell kyun nahin marte! Tab cycle wala bola, cycle mari ab kya bell bhi maroon?!!

Bhagwan:mango vatsa kya chahiye.
vatsa:meri shadi aishwarya se kar dijie.
bhagwan:uski ek sari ek lakh ki hoti hai kharcha utha paoge. vatsa:koi upay?
bhagwan: mallika

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai.

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.

6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
Please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it.

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A sardar asks to ATM machine???????

1st friend: roz subha 15 larkiyan mera intizar karti hain…
2nd friend: wo kaisy???
1st friend: main GIRLS college ki van ka driver hoon.

Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?
?
“ULLU K PATHE”
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le

1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”

SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA..”

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi, Saraiki Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya.

Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k “SURF” de do…

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki “TOPI” hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to “SURF” mang raha hoon…

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai